Oi, stop that. [idly waving a hand - the jingle is right in his ear after all] Kidnap who? What'd we do with them?

[the problem with Zoro is that he isn't Luffy. Hilarious shenanigans don't come easy to him, he has to be talked into it for a reason. Luffy would totally be all 'yeah! let's go! who are we kidnapping? who cares?']

I wanted to fight Torao but he's busy being a real doctor and shit. Man, what kind of pirates are we if we're not making trouble?