[okay before he answers that question, he is draining half the bottle.
There. Now. Wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.]
Don't get excited, I'm not that kind of cool. [light smack across the shoulder] Everyone starts out a virgin, idiot. Me, I...
[STOP BLUSHING DAMMIT god] ...no, I don't get laid a lot. Or at all. Like, there was this one time...but. [his eye drops, because that was super uncomfortable. His body responding against his will, even though it was someone he did want deep down. He always wondered after that, what if he'd gone through with it instead of throwing Sanji on the floor?] Nothing came of it.
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There. Now. Wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.]
Don't get excited, I'm not that kind of cool. [light smack across the shoulder] Everyone starts out a virgin, idiot. Me, I...
[STOP BLUSHING DAMMIT god] ...no, I don't get laid a lot. Or at all. Like, there was this one time...but. [his eye drops, because that was super uncomfortable. His body responding against his will, even though it was someone he did want deep down. He always wondered after that, what if he'd gone through with it instead of throwing Sanji on the floor?] Nothing came of it.