[good, Ace is up. No flopping onto a sleeping firepit. Though he does shift around to allow that arm]
Out and about. I don't like just sitting around all day, even if there's nothing to fight. [literally, he just sort of goes into the woods until he comes out at some point, maybe fighting, maybe just walking.] Thanks for the drink.
Yeah, me too. There's not even enough trouble to cause. [he rests his chin on Zoro's shoulder and sips his own drink.] Other than the dungeons but after you've been through them once...
[there is a sound of cracking bone in the corner but it's just one of the dire wolves he smuggled out nomming on a bone with Sir Wincy Fortitude Fartface the First, a well bred pug with an attitude to match]
Maybe we can go kidnap someone. What do you think? [flicks his earrings just to listen to them chime.]
Oi, stop that. [idly waving a hand - the jingle is right in his ear after all] Kidnap who? What'd we do with them?
[the problem with Zoro is that he isn't Luffy. Hilarious shenanigans don't come easy to him, he has to be talked into it for a reason. Luffy would totally be all 'yeah! let's go! who are we kidnapping? who cares?']
I wanted to fight Torao but he's busy being a real doctor and shit. Man, what kind of pirates are we if we're not making trouble?
Dunno. [that's why it's so lame. Ace is good at shenanigans sometimes but they're mostly violent and not always fun and he normally just does it himself. Thatch is better at thinking up those things but... He sighs]
Troao is hot. I'd do him. [just saying] Do you think he paints on his jeans or what?
[yeah, he feels that. The moment in which an idea is floated, and then all those involved realize they have more restraint than Luffy. Or different purposes. Same thing.
He nearly chokes on his latest sip at that, thanks Ace]
Hot? What, like...oh. Eh... [let's drink much more normally this time] ...I'm more about his swordsmanship, but I guess if you like that sort of thing, he's easy on the eyes. [shooting Ace a look] Seen all his tattoos?
You're so cool. I bet you get laid a lot. [he's just saying] Are you a virgin? Since I've already asked it can't be bad asking it again right? Come on, Roronoa, fess up [he grins and punches him lightly in the shoulder] I was for a while!
[okay before he answers that question, he is draining half the bottle.
There. Now. Wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.]
Don't get excited, I'm not that kind of cool. [light smack across the shoulder] Everyone starts out a virgin, idiot. Me, I...
[STOP BLUSHING DAMMIT god] ...no, I don't get laid a lot. Or at all. Like, there was this one time...but. [his eye drops, because that was super uncomfortable. His body responding against his will, even though it was someone he did want deep down. He always wondered after that, what if he'd gone through with it instead of throwing Sanji on the floor?] Nothing came of it.
[that sounds horrible. Ace can tell there's something he's very sad about and that hurts. He doesn't want Zoro to be sad in front of him or any of Luffy's nakama if it comes to that. Anyone important to Lu is his responsibility, especially when they're right in front of him]
Do you want to change that? It's really fun. I bet Barty knows some girls. He knows everyone. Or maybe I can hook you up with Torao since you have something in common.
[Zoro shakes it off and lifts his head, sliding easily back into his usual too-cool-for-you demeanor]
It's not like I'm in any hurry. It's fine, whatever, you know. I dunno, I mean Torao would be decent but I get the feeling he's not interested in that shit. [he's only guessing, though, judging by the fact that Law is the least friendly asshole ever. And coming from a fellow asshole, that's really saying something.
And yet, he can't stop his gaze drifting slightly over his shoulder toward where their hammocks hang, and there's a cook somewhere in the darkness there...]
I don't wanna know any girls Barty knows, though. Seriously. I have my doubts about his taste.
[that was a mental image he didn't need. He loves his captain but not in that way, particularly since their topic of conversation is mainly just getting laid]
What do you know about it, anyway? Maybe I'm just not into any of that at all. Girls who know the right things...feh...
[he's already tipped his hand, though, so there's no use denying it]
[punch back and then pull in for a noogie] Good! I thought I'd have to kill you, greenie! [no one corrupts his baby brother's innocence]
It's fine if you're not into anything. But... haven't you ever felt like you'd just burst if you didn't get some in? Like sometimes just rubbing it out doesn't cut it, you know?
[nope, no corrupting here. Zoro even submits to the noogie because lord knows he can dish it out so he'd better be able to take it]
I dunno...maybe? [it's a good thing it's late, they're the only ones up, and he's got booze in him, or else what is this discussion even] I don't even do that very much, just when I really can't sleep. It helps me calm down.
[he slumps against Ace, leeching off his warmth] More like. Sometimes. [looking around] ...you better not ever tell anybody I said this. But sometimes, I get in a good fight, and when it's over I feel like I'm still wound up and I gotta get off. Strong people do that to me.
Huh? No! Wait, what are you talking about? My pants aren't baggy!
[easy to fluster, easy to distract. Really, given how they were talking about Law and his painted-on jeans, anything more comfortable than that must constitute baggy.]
[this seems like a good time for another deep drink from the bottle]
What, are you some kinda pervert or something? [but he grins, to show that he's just teasing. He knows perverts. It's not a fatal flaw] Guess it comes from being such a hot-head, huh? All the energy, hair-trigger...
[complete with eyebrow waggle. Either he's going to get his bluff called and have to deal with it, or Ace is just being a shit as usual. Either way, Zoro finds it highly entertaining]
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Date: 2017-03-14 03:50 am (UTC)Out and about. I don't like just sitting around all day, even if there's nothing to fight. [literally, he just sort of goes into the woods until he comes out at some point, maybe fighting, maybe just walking.] Thanks for the drink.
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Date: 2017-03-14 03:58 am (UTC)[there is a sound of cracking bone in the corner but it's just one of the dire wolves he smuggled out nomming on a bone with Sir Wincy Fortitude Fartface the First, a well bred pug with an attitude to match]
Maybe we can go kidnap someone. What do you think? [flicks his earrings just to listen to them chime.]
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Date: 2017-03-14 04:03 am (UTC)[the problem with Zoro is that he isn't Luffy. Hilarious shenanigans don't come easy to him, he has to be talked into it for a reason. Luffy would totally be all 'yeah! let's go! who are we kidnapping? who cares?']
I wanted to fight Torao but he's busy being a real doctor and shit. Man, what kind of pirates are we if we're not making trouble?
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Date: 2017-03-14 04:15 am (UTC)Troao is hot. I'd do him. [just saying] Do you think he paints on his jeans or what?
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Date: 2017-03-14 04:23 am (UTC)He nearly chokes on his latest sip at that, thanks Ace]
Hot? What, like...oh. Eh... [let's drink much more normally this time] ...I'm more about his swordsmanship, but I guess if you like that sort of thing, he's easy on the eyes. [shooting Ace a look] Seen all his tattoos?
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Date: 2017-03-14 04:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-14 04:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-14 04:38 am (UTC)[OH MY GOD ACE NO]
WHAT THE HELL?! [wait people are sleeping, gotta rein it in] Dammit, Ace, you don't just ask a guy that outta nowhere like that!
[there's no stopping the blush though]
...what do you mean you can't believe it?
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Date: 2017-03-14 04:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-14 04:49 am (UTC)There. Now. Wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.]
Don't get excited, I'm not that kind of cool. [light smack across the shoulder] Everyone starts out a virgin, idiot. Me, I...
[STOP BLUSHING DAMMIT god] ...no, I don't get laid a lot. Or at all. Like, there was this one time...but. [his eye drops, because that was super uncomfortable. His body responding against his will, even though it was someone he did want deep down. He always wondered after that, what if he'd gone through with it instead of throwing Sanji on the floor?] Nothing came of it.
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Date: 2017-03-14 04:55 am (UTC)Do you want to change that? It's really fun. I bet Barty knows some girls. He knows everyone. Or maybe I can hook you up with Torao since you have something in common.
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Date: 2017-03-14 05:03 am (UTC)It's not like I'm in any hurry. It's fine, whatever, you know. I dunno, I mean Torao would be decent but I get the feeling he's not interested in that shit. [he's only guessing, though, judging by the fact that Law is the least friendly asshole ever. And coming from a fellow asshole, that's really saying something.
And yet, he can't stop his gaze drifting slightly over his shoulder toward where their hammocks hang, and there's a cook somewhere in the darkness there...]
I don't wanna know any girls Barty knows, though. Seriously. I have my doubts about his taste.
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Date: 2017-03-14 05:07 am (UTC)[he turns slightly to follow Zoro's gaze to their hammocks and then looks back at him]
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Date: 2017-03-14 05:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-14 05:23 am (UTC)NO! Fuck...
[that was a mental image he didn't need. He loves his captain but not in that way, particularly since their topic of conversation is mainly just getting laid]
What do you know about it, anyway? Maybe I'm just not into any of that at all. Girls who know the right things...feh...
[he's already tipped his hand, though, so there's no use denying it]
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Date: 2017-03-14 05:39 am (UTC)It's fine if you're not into anything. But... haven't you ever felt like you'd just burst if you didn't get some in? Like sometimes just rubbing it out doesn't cut it, you know?
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Date: 2017-03-14 05:47 am (UTC)I dunno...maybe? [it's a good thing it's late, they're the only ones up, and he's got booze in him, or else what is this discussion even] I don't even do that very much, just when I really can't sleep. It helps me calm down.
[he slumps against Ace, leeching off his warmth] More like. Sometimes. [looking around] ...you better not ever tell anybody I said this. But sometimes, I get in a good fight, and when it's over I feel like I'm still wound up and I gotta get off. Strong people do that to me.
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Date: 2017-03-19 09:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-19 10:10 pm (UTC)[easy to fluster, easy to distract. Really, given how they were talking about Law and his painted-on jeans, anything more comfortable than that must constitute baggy.]
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Date: 2017-03-19 10:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-19 10:19 pm (UTC)...I didn't mean it literally. I have more control than that, shit.
[course you know someone said boner so it's hard not to think about it]
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Date: 2017-03-19 10:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-19 10:49 pm (UTC)What, are you some kinda pervert or something? [but he grins, to show that he's just teasing. He knows perverts. It's not a fatal flaw] Guess it comes from being such a hot-head, huh? All the energy, hair-trigger...
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Date: 2017-03-19 11:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-19 11:34 pm (UTC)You gonna show me something I ain't seen before?
[complete with eyebrow waggle. Either he's going to get his bluff called and have to deal with it, or Ace is just being a shit as usual. Either way, Zoro finds it highly entertaining]
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